Zines have entered a very sad period; the saddest in the history of zines. The zine world has been taken over by liberals who spout the same nonsense incessantly. There was a day when zines covered every walk of life and included incredibly diverse opinions. Alas, that day is gone.
But with Fishspit’s “Pussy Whipped Again” issue of his Wiseblood (started in 1984!), we finally get “notes from the underground.” This is something truly different.
This zine records Fishspit’s struggle to put a zine out that upsets the so called “modern liberal” with their incredible closed mindedness. Liberalism, by its nature, is supposed to be a system of values which is based in open-mindedness. But they’ve somehow warped liberalism into an actual intolerant fascism. It’s truly amazing!
It has delightful collage work that expresses just what it means to be pussy-whipped, and just what it means to not be. It has a sensationally funny story about Fishspit slapping a female cat on her ass and the unbelievably whacky consequences. It also has the truly entertaining story of a fellow taking a date to the zoo, and having a giraffe sneeze an amazing amount of snot in her face, and the farcical results of just such absurdity.
You won’t find anything like it in the countless zine drivel by the “Oh! We’re so oppressed” zesters. (To give an example I recently received a zine with an entire content arguing that white female feminists were not true feminists because of their privilege! Who wants to read that nonsense?!)
It is unbelievably refreshing to have a zine like this! I give a nod and a wink to Fishspit for his bravery to keep putting out zines that are going to be unpopular with the zine status quo. This sort of zine is the true “underground” in the modern zine scene.
Fishspit is an absolute monster! When I went to visit him in Seattle, I witnessed with horror as he beat up a handicapped person with their own crutches! At the Safeway, where the sweet little girlscouts were selling their cookies he said, “Look at that?!” and as the girlscouts turned to look to see what he was pointed out he shoved 3 boxes of their cookies under his coat! He slipped PCP into a young mentally handicapped person’s soda! And finally, when my plane was supposed to leave, and I could finally get away from his insanity, he called a bomb threat into the airport! He thought it was funny! He is a truly the most fiendish person i have ever met! He also made me pull him around Seattle in a wagon while he yelled ‘Mush! Mush!’ and when I refused he pulled out the largest switchblade I’ve ever seen and threatened to cut both my thumbs off! And if you’d seen the evil smile on his face and the gleam in his eye, you’d of known what I learned! That he meant it!!
He’s a terror! that’s what he is!