For my friends who don’t “do the celcius”, that’s:
Monday: (We’ll let you know if we’ve survived)
Sunday: 98.6 (aka My Outsides Should Not Be As Hot As My Insides)
Saturday: 107.42 (aka I Don’t… I Can’t… What…)
Friday: 103.64 (It’s So Hot, But I’m Crying Because I Know What’s Coming On Saturday)
Thursday: 96.62 (This Is How We Preheat The Oven…)
So that happened. I’m going to publish this and then literally go get myself an ice cream.